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Courageous Canaries Nullify Newcastle
You think you know football well. You've read up on past encounters between sides, analysed the danger men, considered goal averages. You account for perhaps a surprise or two. Lastly, you remind yourself that football can be an incredibly cruel game.

So perhaps we should all have seen Martin Olsson's dramatic winner coming. Judging from the manner in which I got hugged by random strangers, however, I'm guessing we didn't. He would certainly not have been analysed as a dangerous foe: that award would probably go to Aleksandr Mitrovic, who certainly fulfilled his part in the second half. Sadly for those of a Geordie persuasion, his contribution would be rendered meaningless, though Newcastle fans should not lose hope just yet.

First Half - Timm Waits For No Man
The late drama would have been tricky to anticipate after the first fifteen minutes, with the tension in all four stands palpable. Norwich came into this one off the back of two good results against Manchester City and West Bromwich Albion, but they had not won at home since January. As for Newcastle, I was present the last time they won away, at my beloved White Hart Lane: that was in December. Someone would have to take this one by the scruff of the neck to change those statistics: after 17 minutes, Dieumerci Mbokani ever so nearly did, but he was ruled marginally offside. This only served to ramp the tension further, but the Magpies refused to buckle in this battle of the birds. Karl Darlow had been the focus of attention before kick-off as he prepared to make only his second start of the season, but he was in determined mood, saving well from Robbie Brady and Mbokani on the half-hour mark. The home side were having the better chances, but it seemed there was nothing doing.

Unfortunately, Newcastle's fans decided to demonstrate rather excellently their ability to be either their side's best friends or worst enemies by time-wasting as the half-way mark approached: by refusing to throw the ball back into play, they simply prolonged the time added on by Mike Dean, and Norwich took full advantage with a well-executed free-kick: Brady put the chance on a plate for Timm Klose, who headed his side into a deserved half-time lead.

Second Half - Benitez Beaten, Barely

It was clear from the away side's inability to use possession efficiently that Rafa Benitez would have to do something to change the balance of the game. The Spaniard elected to alter things as soon as he was able to, with Ayoze Perez replacing Chieck Tioté, who had been guilty of giving away that costly free-kick. This certainly helped Newcastle pose more of a threat, as Cissé and Townsend swapped chances, with John Ruddy called into serious action at last. Cissé nearly wrote himself onto the scoresheet for the wrong reasons shortly afterwards at a Norwich corner, but his defence was alert to the danger. They were also showing impressive discipline, with Daryl Janmaat focusing on good wing-play instead of his notoriously poor tackling.

Not content at the rate of improvement, Benitez rolled his dice again and swapped Anita for Mitrovic: many home fans were bemused that he had not played the full ninety. That sense of confusion turned to concern when he almost scored five minutes later, though Ruddy made the save look easy: ten minutes after the Serbian's introduction, the Norwich 'keeper wasn't so lucky, a looping header leaving him well beaten. Had the changes paid dividends?

That depends if you call 130 seconds of parity worth celebrating. Carrow Road was not stunned into silence for long, as the diligent Mbokani decided to show that he was much more than just a man of effort: his stylish curling effort not only restored Norwich's lead, it nearly took the roof off, with 25,000 clap banners being used to full effect by the home fans. So much for getting back into it.

Nevertheless, this was turning into an encounter where a one-goal lead did not look comfortable in the slightest: far from going into their shells, Newcastle resolved to tighten the screw, with Mitrovic continuing to receive good service from his midfielders, though he was guilty of at least one glaring miss after good work from Moussa Sissoko. Norwich had already brought off Matt Jarvis for Nathan Redmond, and perhaps thinking the job was done, retired the excellent Mbokani and his partner-in-trickery Steven Naismith for West Hoolahan and Cameron Jerome. Sadly, these changes seemed to disrupt their concentration, and barely a minute after Jerome had trotted on, Newcastle won a penalty following a handball from Gary O'Neill. Unsurprisingly, Mitrovic elected to take and, though Ruddy guessed right, he was beaten for a second time. Advantage Magpies, and then some.

Deflation took hold of the home crowd and their side seemed to lose the ability to retain possession, a combination of nerves and fatigue proving problematic. Mitrovic threatened to take both the match ball and the three points with another decent headed chance, and was then heavily involved in the crucial moment: he cleverly set up Cissé for what looked like the winner, but Ruddy somehow managed to cover an impressive amount of ground and claw the ball away for a corner. It was a good chance, but it hardly seemed costly, with injury time almost done.

Enter the marauding full-back, Martin Olsson. Following the corner, Norwich countered without fear and without indecision, moving the ball with purpose: Newcastle, having played so well for much of the second half, found themselves backpedaling, but few would have sensed danger when the ball broke to Olsson on the right-hand side of the penalty area. His finish was unerring, and belied the fact that this was his first goal of the season. Like his comrade Klose, he could not have picked a better time to get off the mark. Unexpected hugs all round for this reporter!

Post-Match Analysis

Would a draw have been a fairer result? Undeniably, with Newcastle bossing the possession and having a similar number of chances. The effort that Norwich put into this performance, however, speaks volumes about Alex Neil's ability to get the maximum effort out of a team that, less than a month ago, was low on confidence and had lost eight out of nine matches. They're far from safe, but they will hardly lack for confidence now.

What of the Magpies' chances of avoiding the drop? If they can replicate the menace that they possessed in the last half hour, then they will surprise a few sides, and they will fight for every point on offer. Such passion, whilst laudable, will be of little use if they continue to switch off at crucial moments: to concede one goal in injury time is unlucky, but to concede two is a fool's game: the Premier League is many things, but merciful is not one of them.

Attendance:27,137

Man of the Match:Timm Klose. Whilst Mbokani's work-rate was quite something, but Klose was impressive at both ends of the pitch, his cool persona in such a crucial game helped settle his team-mates. The man signed from Wolfsburg is looking like a shrewd acquisition.

Strangest Moment:After just 30 seconds, Mike Dean confiscated a beach ball from the Norwich fans, rather than allow it to return to the stands. Spoilsport.

Must Do Better:Chieck Tioté's only contribution was to give away a silly free-kick: he was deservedly benched and will do well to start next week. For the home side, Matt Jarvis was guilty of wasting several crosses in quick succession.

What's Next:Norwich have the chance to draw level on points with 16th-placed Crystal Palace when they travel to Selhurst Park. Newcastle will travel to high-flying Southampton in the hope that last season's 4-0 reverse was a one-off: a win would be enough to take them above local rivals Sunderland.

Admin Saturday, 2 April 2016
Harry Kane and Pochettino: An Inspiring Story
When seen in terms of football religion I am not supposed to praise our West London rivals Tottenham Hotspurs. But, being a true football romantic or enthusiast I can't ignore the sublime work which is being done by Mauricio Pochettino is doing at White Hart Lane and especially regarding the inspiring Harry Kane.

Such a story is quite rare in football nowadays where a player who has come up through the youth ranks and have gone on to establish himself as one of the league's elite. We as fans are impatient. We want success and that too at a moment's notice. To fulfill this short term desire, majority of the clubs with huge monetary backing resort to buy world class talent, which serves two obvious purposes- One, the fans are happy that big name players are donning their club badge; Two, better players means a better chance of lifting a trophy and thus creating some much needed history.

When Pochettino came into the scene at Tottenham, he was under immense pressure after the rut Spurs were in after. Tim Sherewood left the club after being at the helm for a short spell, a period which saw their most revered player, Gareth Bale move to Real Madrid in a big money deal.

Pochettino had to refurnish the squad if he had to make them top 4 contenders. With the Bale money, he did bring in quality players like Soldado, Lamela and Eriksen but unfortunately, things were not clicking. Spurs were looking like an unfinished product in need for that one final piece of the puzzle.

Where most managers would look for the weak link, sell that player and take a gamble on a new one, Pochettino looked for one within, one who understood the Spurs language and spirit. Out came Harry Kane, and what a revelation he has been ever since he dawned the first team jersey in the 2014/15 season.

After coming back from a loan spell from Leicester City, he had a standout season scoring 32 goals in all competitions. Many couldn't fathom the fact that a Spurs trainee was keeping the likes of Roberto Soldado on the bench, and expressed doubts on the fact whether he will be able to continue this form into next season or not.

The doubts have been answered. Tottenham are sitting in second place with an assured Champions league spot with Kane scoring 26 goals in all competitions. He has turned out to be the perfect striker and the missing link which Spurs were desperately searching for. He has the balance to adjust himself in tight spaces and also has the vision and the skill to go with it. His hattrick against Chelsea at the start of last year was one of the most smooth and majestic performances I have seen in quite sometime. He he still doesn't cease to amaze.

Pochettino has to be given a shout out here. Many talents are brewing in the youth ranks of big clubs nowadays. But, hardly a handful get the chance to excel at the top stage. This has to come down to the attitude of the managers. Are they courageous enough to field a bright 18 year old in the midfield? Will they place their trust in the hands (or rather feet) of a youngster? Pochettino did that. Not only did he give Kane a deserved chance, more importantly, he trusted and placed is faith in him and Kane has repaid tenfold.

Words like 'trust' and 'faith' are idealistic terms in the realistic world of football. The Pochettino and Kane is an inspiring story from which other teams should deduce some lessons and morals and implement the same.

Admin Thursday, 24 March 2016
Building a Dynasty- Bravery from the Glazers
10 years ago it would have been weird to praise the Glazer family for planning a management scenario that very well could fall on its face. I'm not talking about Moyes, I'm talking about what the Glazers made plain when they signed Louis Van Gaal- Ryan Giggs will be his assistant manager and LVG will be mentoring him as he teaches Giggsy how to be the manager of a club like Manchester United. How to cope with the pressure. How to deal with the players, when they're well-behaved and when they're not. How to bring youth players through and how to keep expectations down (or at least attempt to) in press conferences with the media. How to deal with the press. How to deal with family crises and how to sign players and find those players like Martial- that are mostly ignored by the media thus far but have real talent. How to deal with young talent and the various egos in the team.

It's a tall order to do in 3 years. Ever since his arrival the media and fans have been trying to sign Van Gaal's death certificate as manager of Manchester United. The Glazers and Ed Woodward have remained silent about his position; always the best course when dealing with media speculation. But between slamming LVG and guessing who his replacement will be (Klopp? Pep? Mourinho? Everyone who's ever managed a football team?) the media (and many fans) have missed just who is standing on the sidelines next to LVG. Absorbing. Learning. And preparing for his chance. A chance that seems to have been guaranteed by the Glazers almost two years ago when LVG was appointed manager and that they have never once said wouldn't happen or wasn't still the plan.

The fact is, we all know who United's next manager is. And what is incredibly apparent is that the Glazers (who fans targeted when they bought the club for, among other things, ignoring the club's history) are going to honor the club's history of hiring another long-term manager. That manager will be Ryan Giggs. The Glazers' plan was even given a vote of approval and confidence from the legendary manager Sir Alex Ferguson when Sir Alex said that he though Giggs would be a good manager and if he'd known when he was manager that that was the direction Giggs wanted to go in he'd have trained him himself.

Maybe it would physically hurt the headline writers to give praise to the Glazers about sticking with their plan. Already there have been headlines that they should have gone for Pep instead of keeping LVG or going for Giggs. That Giggs should be put on the backburner for the Mourinho Tornado to blow through town. Some have suggested that Giggs should look at a smaller club to manage before even thinking about United. But isn't it simply amazing that in a period where Arsene Wenger looks to be the last long-serving manager before management becomes a 3-5 year circus of rotating doors the Glazers have looked at it and said, "Nope, we're sticking with Giggs."

According to United insiders, LVG has directed things at the club from afar to some degree, instructing those who will be there after he's gone in how to do things, how to build for the future and maintain that level of quality. To prevent what happened when Sir Alex retired from happening again but also to leave United on a steadier course. LVG gets plenty of stick for things happening on the pitch but if Ryan Giggs succeeds as manager of Manchester United as City, Chelsea, Liverpool, Arsenal and more import their managers from Europe then there can be no denying that LVG's reign at United will have been a success. In a time where football fans and the media only care about the here and now, the Glazers and United have been looking to the future. Plotting out a future.

It's all against Giggs to succeed. How many players will come to United because of his name? Especially with Pep and Klopp already in the PL and Luis Enrique building a dynasty of his own in Barcelona? How many papers, pundits, and more will lambast him the minute United lose and if they lose 2 in a row, how many will say it was a mistake for them to pick Giggs? How will he cope being the boss of players he once played with? Yet if he succeeds how much noise will the media be making about the courage and foresight of the Glazers? I have the feeling that it will be quiet on that front.

Fans these days are as fickle as the papers. Will they give Giggs the respect that they have denied LVG from the start? Will Giggs be blamed for everything that goes wrong just as LVG is? Perhaps that is the real question awaiting Giggs' ascendance. Sir Alex asked for Moyes to be given time and patience from the fans; Moyes got neither. LVG is in the same position, though the Glazers have a changed game plan set in place. That, thus far, shows no signs of wavering.

I'm glad it hasn't. United fans have been incredibly spoilt and were due a reality check and a helping of humble pie. Every club needs that every so often, lest the fans become as conceited as the media allege Zlatan and CR7 are. United won't drop as far as Liverpool have. Certainly not as far as Chelsea did this past season. Fans might want to be winning trophies but creating a new project as United is, that seems a bit too optimistic even for me the perpetual optimist. I think for fans it's easy to forget that throwing money at the club doesn't actually help it. Otherwise City and Chelsea would be winning trebles or maybe even the quadruple every year given how much their owners have invested.

The other clubs are building teams for the year; United is looking to build a dynasty with Ryan Giggs at the helm. That takes bravery in this day and age of football. But it also takes patience. Everyone would do well to remember that. Would anything be worse than watching Ryan Giggs crucified by the papers and the fans simply because the Premier League lives up to its billing as one of the most unpredictable leagues in football today?

Admin Saturday, 19 March 2016
What could have been for Villa and Newcastle
The French Ligue 1 is a hot-spot for Premier League clubs looking to capture young and exciting talents at low-rate prices and grabbing these unknowns has proven beneficial to many English clubs in the past. Famous for these transfers are Arsenal, who have been using the knowledge and influence of French manager, Arsene Wenger, to exploit a huge pool of quality players for the past ten years. Inspired by the successes of former bargains the Ligue 1 has delivered, relegation troubled Newcastle United and Aston Villa more recently have been throwing the millions at clubs over in France, but in doing so have invested a majority of their transfer budgets to no real avail.
The failed signings both Villa and Newcastle have made are economically and tactically damaging to both teams as a whole. In fact, eight players have arrived in the Midlands and the Tyneside over the past two seasons and all eight have failed to make any significant impact to either team whilst costing the pair a combined total of £62million. This would make one think that signing players from Ligue 1 is now a waste of time, however looking at two of the signings of the season, Dimitri Payet and N’Golo Kante, who arrived from Marseille and Caen retrospectively; you would have to then question the scouting of the two struggling teams. Is it a flawed transfer policy that has been a main factor in the dismal seasons Villa and Newcastle have suffered?
Starting with Rafael Benetiz’s newly inherited Newcastle, and their half of Ligue 1 signing woes; Florian Thauvin signed from Marseille for £13.76m, Henri Saviet from Bordeaux for £4.5m, and going back to last season, they signed Remy Cabella from Montpellier for £7.5m and finally Emmanuel Riviere from Monaco for £4.74m. Statistically it just gets worse when you look at their transfer history, only two league goals and league assist between the flustered four was the return Newcastle got for a whopping £30.5m. That’s insane.
And it doesn’t get much better for Aston Villa, who from their four French league failures had a Premier League return of five goals and zero assists from £31.5m. In comparison to the Magpies it looks a little better but it should also be noted that any of Villa’s French league impact has all come from one man, Jordan Ayew, who bagged all five of the recorded goals, so maybe it is harsh to label Ayew a failure, he could be in the wrong pond. The other three named and shamed here include Idrissa Gueye who cost them £6.75m from Lorient, Jordan Veretout who cost £7.5m from Nantes and Jordan Amavi who cost £8.25m from OG Nice. The former here, Jordan Amavi, the only one who’s shown any sign of living up to his price-tag before unfortunate injuries.
Although I’m solely focusing on exchanges with the Ligue 1 because of its relevance and pattern to the Premier League, there has been an overall misstep in signings in both Newcastle and Villa. Their aim has been to sign players that aren’t necessarily proven greats in the current game but to sign pure potential power – in my opinion, without thorough scouting and based intelligence this isn’t the way teams should be throwing all their focus at. That said however, it can be done, cc; Dimitri Payet to West Ham for £10.7m and N’Golo Kante to Leicester for £5.6m.
In an alternate world, Newcastle’s Dimitri Payet pushes the toon to a top 4 finish and Villa’s N’Golo Kante keeps Villa well above the relegation waters. Nevertheless, there’s obviously much more to a team’s season performance than just signings, in Bilic and Ranieri, West Ham and Leicester have men much more capable than those left in charge of Newcastle and Villa, but that isn’t to say it could have been so much more should they have prevailed in the summer and winter windows.

Admin Friday, 18 March 2016
Top 5 Most Valued Footballers On Stats
These are 5 players who have been in spectacular form all season, and will likely attract a lot of interest in the summer:

Pierre Aubameyang
Team: Borussia Dortmund FC
Position: Striker / Winger
Stats: Scored 33 goals in 39 matches this season.
Nationality: Gabonese
Market value: £53 Million
Aubameyang is fast, skillful and lethal in front of goal. Aubameyang has been the star for Borussia Dortmund and been leading the way from the front. His performances have attracted interest all across Europe, and has even got him the African Player of The Year Award. Recently Aubameyang mentioned that he promised his grandfather that he would play for Real Madrid one day. He is currently 26 Years old.
Possible Destinations: Arsenal, Liverpool, Real Madrid, Manchester United

Robert Lewandowski
Team: Bayern Munich FC
Position: Striker / Winger
Stats: Scored 34 goals in 37 Games
Nationality: Polish
Market value: £70 Million
Lewandowski has been a scoring machine in the Bundesliga for the last 6 years, this year he even came on as a substitute for Bayern and scored 5 goals in 9 minutes. He looks likely to win the league title again with Munich and is on track to winning his first Champions League medal.
Possible Destinations: Arsenal, Real Madrid, Manchester United, Chelsea

Mesut Ozil
Team: Arsenal FC
Position: Midfielder / Winger
Stats: Assisted 18 goals in the league this season.
Nationality: German
Market value: £40 Million
Mesut Ozil has been sensational in the Premier League this season and is topping the assists chart. Arsenal are not having the best of seasons and rumours are spreading that Ozil may look to move on to a new club.
Possible Teams: Bayern Munich, Barcelona

Thomas Muller
Team: FC Bayern Munich
Position: Striker / Winger
Stat: Scored 27 goals this season
Nationality: German
Market value: £50 Million
Thomas Muller might not be the most entertaining footballer in the world, but he is one of the most efficient players. He is a midfielder, a striker, a winger and when his team needs him- a defensive winger.
Possible Destinations: Arsenal, Manchester United, Chelsea

David De Gea
Team: Manchester United FC
Position: Goalkeeper
Stat: The best keeper in England
Nationality: Spanish
Market value: £30 Million
No matter how weak Manchester United might seem, he seems to be the wall opposition can’t break easily. De Gea has evolved to become the best goalkeeper in the Premier league and arguably in the world.
Possible Destination: Real Madrid

Admin Wednesday, 16 March 2016
How This Yankee Became a United Fan
It's kind of a stereotype for United fans that the majority of them are international fans. Glory hunter, plastic fan, I've heard that before. But perhaps it's a fair question; just why does an American with no attachments to Manchester (that I know of, anyway; I have ancestors who came from England and I don't know where they lived before they came to the USA) become a Manchester United supporter?

Well, fair credit to the club itself for excellent marketing over the years. When in my early twenties I decided to give a look to soccer/football to distract me from a broken friendship and some depression I really had no idea which team to look at. The MLS matches are hard to find online due to intense crackdowns on their part regarding piracy and whatnot otherwise I might be a more aggressive Chicago Fire fan; as it is I recalled an American sitcom I was watching one night mentioning Manchester United. So I typed that into google and out came the Chelsea vs Manchester United 2008 Champions League final.

I remember being entranced by watching Ronaldo move up the left wing. I remember Ronaldo scoring the goal. I remember Vidic wanting to beat the crap out of Drogba and the players having to hold him back. I remember Drogba acting surprised he got a red card. I don't remember much more than that off the top of my head, just those flashes. Most of the game is a blur to me. I do know that before the penalty kicks (I purposefully did not look at the score ahead of time to know who won btw) that I was a United fan. I remember being nervous despite the game having been played 3+ years before I watched it. I remember the look of shock and worry on Ronaldo's face when he missed. A distraught John Terry who missed completely. The look of delight on Van Der Sar's face when he made that big save from Anelka's kick. And I remember the squad losing their minds as Rio lifted that trophy up into the air.

I threw myself into learning all I could about Manchester United after that. About their current squad, about the club historically, about those players I had just watched. I bought several books about United over the years including one about the Munich air disaster. I felt, as a fan who could not claim that team as my home team given I'm a continent away, that I was almost obligated to learn everything I could about it. My connection could not be born from geography, but it could be born from knowledge and appreciation.

But why choose soccer? Why choose a team from another country, another continent? Well, I grew up watching the Chicago Bulls in the 90s when with Air Jordan, Pippin, and legendary coach Phil Jackson they won 6 championships. I cheered the White Sox through a World Series win (which was exciting). But those were either support due to location (to live in Illinois and not be a Bulls fan in the 90s was......well let me put it this way; it'd be like a devoted family of Manchester United supporters having a child who supported Liverpool. That level of treason) or teenage spite (being in a family of Cubs supporters cheering for the White Sox throughout my youth was a mild form of rebellion for me).

As I grew older I pretty much ignored sports. Baseball is really boring, to be blunt, and basketball just wasn't the same after the Bulls' dynasty ended and Michael retired. I can't stand the start and stop and stop and commercial and start and stop and more commercials nature of American football or gridiron and the only kind of golf I like is miniature golf. Soccer was just the only option (or at least the only one I could think of). And I liked playing it in P.E. classes in school.

Maybe part of the reason I chose Manchester United had to do with the colors. Red, white, black. Same as the Chicago Bulls when I was growing up. I'd wager somewhere packed away my mom still has my Michael Jordan jersey. Perhaps that got into my subconscious somehow. I don't remember the sitcom that mentioned Man United but I'm glad it popped into my head, even if there have been a few lows since Sir Alex retired. But experiencing the bad I've also found old matches online featuring some of the many greats to have played for the club and, in a way, been able to experience the good from before I was even born. Not to mention the good now. Marcus Rashford's jawdropping Europa League debut will and then the team's performance against Arsenal will live long in my memory.

All that said, I do have to give credit to the US national team. They made my passion for soccer/football even larger. Even stronger. Even a bit crazier. I think I scared my whole house with my shouts when the US Women's team won the World Cup and I nearly made my mom deaf when I was on the phone with her when Dempsey scored that quick goal against Ghana in the 2014 World Cup. That's not to say I don't get that way with United; I definitely do. But I find that my love for the US team enhanced those feelings regarding United and regarding the Chicago Fire, which is a more recent love but potent nonetheless.

United served to distract me in a time in my life when I needed distracting. When I needed something to obsess over to ignore the bad things going on in my life. I'm in a much better, happier place now and United have certainly played a part in it among other things (pretty sure my dog would demand a mention so Nero, you're the best dog ever).

And that, friends and lobsters, is how I became a United fan.

Admin
Hillsborough Munich thing.
My Liverpool Manchester United thoughts for which I know I will likely get stick from both sides, possibly rightfully so but I’m going to write it anyway. Agreeing or disagreeing with it and/or reading it at all a matter of choice.
I was not born a son of Liverpool. My father was. I say ‘was’ in the truest aspect of the word as he sadly passed away about this time last year following a short and very brave ‘just about the bravest thing I’ve ever seen kind of brave’ battle with cancer (it’s my blog and I want to mention him). I don’t mention it to pull on any heart strings I said it to try to disarm those who will say they’ve heard that before… ‘I’m not from Liverpool or Manchester but my father or grandfather was’. I’ve heard it myself, many times. Unlike others however I make it abundantly clear from the outset nothing ties me to the city. Any relatives are either gone or forgotten to the best of my knowledge. This is all football related and only football related but I know that fact will make me less of something in some fans eyes. An out of Towner so my thoughts and feelings on the matter watered down, possibly harder and possibly easier to understand as a result and that is totally fine with me. As I said, to agree or disagree or read it at all is viewer’s choice.
Having lived half a life already, if I am very lucky at 47 I consider myself for the most part a good person and largely a pacifist. I joined the army at a very young age (16) and being the brother of older brothers I had the notion of respect hammered in to me since I can remember. To have it for yourself as much as anything but certainly to have it for others… providing they demonstrated it towards you that is. Those that haven’t in the past have not got beyond knowing who I am and that is probably true to this day although I don’t get aggressive with it like the younger me thought I had to. Age has taught me to accept some people are just incompatible, others complete bell ends and I’m hardly perfect.
I’ve had my share of trouble and scrapes over the years but heard something in a film recently that likely sums me up now (can’t remember which but not a classic). In it, one of the characters tells friends “I’ve probably got one last fight in me and hopefully one that really matters”. That’s probably very accurate (no idea why I am telling you. I just thought some back ground information probably wouldn’t go a miss).
I understand what it means to be a man I am one, and to fight/to occasionally have to fight, I understand tribal crap, the perceived cultural differences between the people from one area and another… or at least I think I do, I don’t get the perceived differences from city to city in this case to be completely honest… I know both and both have very nice parts and not very nice parts, employed, unemployed and so on (I digress), I get what it means to be on one side or another, and I completely get passion and football… but I do think too often that word ‘passion’ becomes poison.
However long the history, level of rivalry, deep felt the emotions… Football is a sport. It isn’t really a life and death thing or shouldn’t be and therefore worth dying for or over but sadly people have.
Wrong place at the wrong time shouldn’t apply ever if you ask me, if it means some poor sod being kicked unconscious or worse but over the colour of a football shirt makes it all the more meaningless in my humble opinion. That shouldn’t need saying yet it goes on. Two tribes and just the right amount of beer and blokes seem only too willing to wade in to one another. Not an English thing, it’s the same on every continent and in some far flung corners of the world where life is considered fairly cheap anyway a few deaths before, during or after a game is the norm.
I’m going to rein it back a bit… I didn’t set out to achieve world peace or pontificate human nature but I would like to propose that Football probably isn’t worth the expenditure of REAL heartfelt hate either.
Social media is a relatively new way for fans to interact and often a lot of what is said really shouldn’t be. Grown men (most likely fathers of kid’s) acting like a twelve year old let on to the internet for the first time. Who they aren’t going to hurt and how and why for god’s sake… Get a grip of yourself.
If you want to refer to people as rats or goats or dippers or prawns or whatever, fine. I’m sure a lot or most of it is banter in many cases and between consenting adults that’s just fine. If it’s more than that however, if you’d really like to get your hands round the neck of an opposing fans throat based on geography or the team he supports I’d probably suggest, quite sincerely some professional help.
Probably relates to what I said earlier about my Dad this and more my opinion than fact but people older and far wiser than me will tell you towards the end of your life none of this shit (because that’s what it is) matters, none of it. All these things you think you hold dear you will come to realise don’t matter. All the time you spend getting fired up about the trivial is time you could/should have spent on the stuff that actually does matter.
What’s that you say… not me, I’m one side or the other, through and through. My ashes are being scattered on the turf at my beloved Old Trafford or Anfield or wherever, they’ll put a plaque up in my name or whatever?
Well, firstly I’m not sure they do that anymore and certainly not without a price attached which kind of says a lot for all you’ve given over the years doesn’t it? And secondly as a symbol of an entire life lived, the people you have interacted with and that interacted with you and all that that should mean, how sad. “Our John god rest his soul he loved his football, was all he cared about” really!? No disrespect intended but what a mong John must have been. There should always be more and if there isn’t change your life, today.
I’m getting to the point… This was what really encouraged me to write this blog.
Dippers and goats is one thing but Hillsborough and Munich is something else. That’s beyond unpleasant, disrespectful and certainly funny or in any way clever. It’s f*cking despicable. In both cases young lives were snuffed out and these were people with families and extended families and friends. How anyone can’t associate with that is beyond me. To try to make light of it and sing stupid songs about it is like pissing on a grave in terms of disrespect and if you are one of the people involved you are one of those I mentioned earlier in need of some professional help… clearly unable to distinguish right from ‘off the scale’ wrong. The same applies to things like the holocaust.
I appreciate its football and the demographic doesn’t lend its self to intellectual thinking and respect is a word banded about the game like it’s printed on the ticker tape at youth games to indicate where parents should stand, and as poorly observed these days but if football and city rivalry has completely taken over your life and become all you are about consider some would argue in many ways it’s become a greedy, murky, corporate thing. Bent officials, shady shareholders, outrageous ticket prices and way too often sh*t football. There’s very little prestige about plying your trade in the EPL anymore. It used to be about your team having a go. Now it's pretty much all about the money as a rule. Leicester’s momentous efforts which should be applauded don’t really change that.
If you want to hang on to something that does represent a bit of the good in it or the old days remember when opposing teams and fans had ‘genuine’ respect for one another and demonstrate it.
Whilst at games sing your heart out for your club, obviously.
Just an idea this but occasionally sing about them perhaps and not just the opposing side, their players, manager or what you think the fans thereof employment status might be Anyone attending PL these days is employed believe me). That might be too much to ask I know but have a bit of respect. Not for the two most decorated clubs in English football, a rivalry almost as old as football its self, and a history of titanic battles over the years and all that crap… respect for the dead though, surely?
Single out and disown f*ckwits who want to.
Of course next time two clubs face up that have needle and some kind of tragedy in their history a group of morons with cabbage for brains from one side or the other or both will see it is too good an opportunity to not start chanting hate and those around them will mostly snigger, the odd few disassociate themselves from it but nothing will be done, none will be identified and banned from any stadium as they should be, for life if it were up to me. This ugly sh*t can and will only be stopped by those attending the games and it can be done. It was not so long ago racism was the norm but the fans ‘who very much reflect greater society’ rightfully, thankfully made it unacceptable.

--Bryn Downng----

Admin Tuesday, 15 March 2016
Will Leicester Be Able To Survive The UCL?
The BPL's most shocking tittle contender has proven to us that they will be qualifying for the Europe's fiercest tournament, the UEFA Champions League.
That is really good news for the club and its fans, as its their first time qualifying in a major European tournament, but the question is can Leicester survive the strike of the MSN or the cunning skills of CR7 or other teams like Juventus, Bayern and Roma in the competition, or not?
In Football, anything can happen, but I think Leicester is going to choke in the UCL, as all of their players have really less experience in the competition or have none at all, as half of them were playing in the lower divisions for their whole lives. They have no idea how other teams in the UCL play.
People think Mahrez and Vardy might help Leicester in Europe, but are they still going to be in Leicester or are they going to be partying in Madrid or Catalonia with big fat pay checks.
Their demands are increasing by everyday, so Leicester might need to do a really good job convincingthem not to leave.
If Mahrez and Vardy stay at Leicester they are going to help, but their help is not going to be enough tobringtheglorious trophy with them to the city of Leicester.
I think Leicester is going to get knocked out in the group stages.

Admin Sunday, 13 March 2016
Rafael Benitez. Dawn of a new Era?
Rafael Benitez Maudes. Better known to us as “Rafa”

Born in Madrid, he had a unspectacular playing career that spanned just 12 years. He only ventured out of Madrid once his playing days were coming to an end. Retired in 1986, aged just 26, he amassed over 400 appearances, most of them coming for Real Madrid Castilla and Parla in the lower echelons of the Spanish league system.

But It's his career after he retired from playing where he really started to shine through. Going on to win The UEFA Champions League, UEFA Cup, UEFA Europa League, UEFA Super Cup and FIFA World Club Championships. Being the only manager to have won all of these prestigious trophies. He has of course won others. La Liga and the F.A cup being the most obvious ones. He has managed some of the top clubs in the world in order to win these accolades. Real Madrid, Napoli, Liverpool, Valencia, Inter Milan etc...

So why has he chosen to come to Newcastle? What challenge does this club pose to him?

Rafa's first task will be to ensure the Toon Army's Premier league survival. A scenario he will be unfamiliar with. He has however been in the relegation zone. In La Liga, his first job in management, Real Valladolid, he was fired after only picking up 2 wins in his first 23 games. Since then, he of course went on to forge an extremely successful career.

I touched on this in a previous blog, but Newcastle's main weakness is defence. We are leaking goals left, right and centre at the moment. With Tim Krul, our Number 1 goalkeeper out long term, Rob Elliott has had to step up and has put in some impressive performances. He's not without fault of course. Our outfield defenders lack leadership, commitment and desire. This is something Benitez is going to have to get to grips with, and quickly. Benitez prefers to play 'zonal marking' and should he choose this method again with Newcastle, it could turn out to be a master stroke. At the minute our defenders are running around like headless chickens, being pulled out of position and on occasion even running into each other. Zonal defending should at least eliminate the frequency of which these are happening. It has it drawbacks of course, especially during transitions and attacking. Benitez is (I hope) somebody who will look at the defence before anything. Should he somehow keep us up, he needs to bring in at least 2 new centre backs. A Left back is needed desperately too.

Rafa is a Manager. He's not a head coach. I hope that the board realise this and have given him the control he needs. He has to be the one in control, not the one being controlled. Its an easy situation to fix, either get rid of Graham Carr and Lee Charnley. Or have them report to Rafa. Carr is a scout foremost and should report to the manager really. Charnley either needs to act like a chairman and take control, or a director of football and step in line. Either way I don't mind, just get out of the manager's way. He was too involved with Pardew, and then McClaren so hopefully he will step back and let Rafa do his thing.

Newcastle is a club waiting to be successful, now that the board have taken the right step to bring in a top quality manager, they need the results to go their way, and quickly. Rafa will learn the hard way that at the bottom, he will not have everything his own way. How he adapts to that, will more than likely determine if his spell at St James' Park is a brief one or if he is afforded the opportunity to forge his legacy here. His past means nothing now that he is here, he has to prove that he is the right person to lead this club first to safety and then who knows?

I'm not sure why he decided to come her, but I'm glad he has. Top appointment for a club wanting to stay in the top league. A major challenge for sure. There's no cups, no finals. But what we do have is 52,000 fans week in, week out demanding a performance. Succeed and he will be revered, fail.. and it will just be seen as an experiment that didn't work out. This is an arrangement that works for both parties.

Am I getting excited? Not yet. It has been fun listening to fans of other clubs though, especially the ones around us. They are so sure he will fail. The challenge has been set Rafa.. It's time to make your mark at this historic club.

We may just be witnessing the dawn of a new era.. or just another manager in a list of failed appointments

Admin Friday, 11 March 2016